Gene Sings!

Gene wrote a song which he calls "Missed the Gist of Jesus' Promised Land". I personally think he should have named it "Doon Doo Doo Doon"; listen to it for yourself, and you'll figure out why. You can access the mp3 file here, and just listen to it through whatever music program you use.

Oh, did I ever mention that Gene claims to be a "musical genius"? That, of course, only makes this even funnier.

UDPATE: It looks like Gene isn't the only "musical genius" floating around on our little area of cyberspace. "My Own God", who posts on Gene's blog, wrote the following little ditty for Gene:

I think that Gene Chapman is real crazy. Do-Do-Do-Do
I think he really needs to get a grip. Do-Do-Do-Do
There is no way in hell he’ll get elected. Do-Do-Do-Do
It’s like he is on an acid trip. Do-Do-Do-Do

He wont be a slave or pay his taxes. Do-Do-Do-Do
He spent 40 days on a hunger fast. Do-Do-Do-Do
The IRS wouldn’t answer his questions. Do-Do-Do-Do
So he started eatin, he could not last. Do-Do-Do-Do

He met a nice girl, her name was Jessica. Do-Do-Do-Do
She was real sweet, a southern bell. Do-Do-Do-Do
But when she looked closely at her new lover. Do-Do-Do-Do
She got up and ran as fast as hell. Do-Do-Do-Do

He took some gas to that evil building. Do-Do-Do-Do
And at that place he flipped his mental lid. Do-Do-Do-Do
But they stopped him from lighting himself on fire. Do-Do-Do-Do
I truly wish that they frickin did. Do-Do-Do-Do

I wonder how long it will be before "My Own God" is banned from Gene's blog? LOL

If anybody else wants to take a shot at writing a little ditty about Gene, feel free to post your lyrics here. I'll post them to the main blog (as long as they aren't horribly profane).

UPDATE #2: Gene has apparently updated his song then updated it again. He messes up the words an awful lot but still, this time he gets it right, since instead of "Doon-Do-Do-Doon" he sings "Dumb-duh-duh-dumb". LOL

I still have no idea why he thinks anybody reading his "presidential" blog wants to listen to that kind of crap except, of course, that Gene claims he was told in college he's a "musical genius" despite having taken only "Piano For Beginners".